Site Under Active Reorientation

The QRidian web infrastructure is currently undergoing a scheduled phase shift. This involves recalibrating our modular lore arrays, rehydrating the ticketing conduits, and convincing the layout engine to stop quoting ancient riddles in Latin.

You may notice temporary gaps in navigation, content, or causality. This is normal. Our dev stewards are working in accordance with the Institute’s Protocol of Plausible Deployment, which mandates at least three inexplicable delays and one mysterious placeholder per build cycle.

Expected completion: before the next equinox, or sooner if the server accepts our offering of ethically-sourced metadata.

In the meantime, please consult your local checkpoint steward (They won’t help, but they’ll admire your initiative) or refresh the page until something interesting happens.